It's been a while since the last time I posted.. Why you ask? Well it's kind of a long story, but since you miraculously ended up here (god bless your little heart) then I might as well go ahead and tell it...
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, That started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailin' man, the Skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour. A three hour tour!!!!
Blah blah blah long story short.. Next thing you know I'm stranded on an island with several douche bags!! Look, all that matters is that I'm back. I know I've been treating this blog like a deadbeat dad.. Just showing up whenever I feel like it. But this time I'm gonna stick around and make this work (deadbeat dads also make empty promises... Am I a deadbeat dad?).
1 comment:
This is the funniest story I have read in 2012 ha ha. I bet like a dead beat dad, you don't pay any money towards this do you?...tut tut
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